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May 10 WHAT IS SCHOOL DOIN?can i just say that after assembly is any of our life private outside school? they read our bebo, our my space, practically mesmorised in what we do when we aint in the god damn place. Not that i have a problem with keepin students safe, but because of 2 stupid people our lives are being constantly monitored by teachers and im just like - lets keep private lives private- WHAT WERE THEY DOIN ON THE GOD DAMN THING ANYWAY??? huh! let them read this i wont mind expressin my opinions to them but i am sick of school bein my life- 4 days guys, just 4 and then they cant tell us what to do!!!!!
any one feel the same????
Sian
x x x April 12 Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital ...Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital ... > > > >"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ..." > > > >If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. > >If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. > >If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. > >If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on >the >line so we can trace your call. > >If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to >the >mother ship. > >If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell >you which number to press. > >If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you >press, >no one will answer. > >If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone >number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's >maiden >name. > >If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep >or >before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. > >If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term >memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If >you have short-term memory loss, press 9. > >If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too >busy >to talk to you. > >If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You >won't be crazy for ever. > >If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up April 05 101 ways to annoy people101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 34. Drum on every available surface. 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks. 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 41. Set alarms for random times. 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon. 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving. 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 45. Honk and wave to strangers. 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange. 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. 49. Wear your pants backwards. 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 53. only type in lowercase. 54. dont use any punctuation either 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. 60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now." 62. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. 71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it. 72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 73. Drive half a block. 74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 75. Ask people what gender they are. 76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back. 77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl. 78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes". 79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet. 81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." 84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 86. Wear a LOT of cologne. 87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing." 88. Sing along at the opera. 89. Mow your lawn with scissors. 90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" 91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." 94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 96. Never make eye contact. 97. Never break eye contact. 98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. 99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results. 100. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 34. Drum on every available surface. 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks. 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 41. Set alarms for random times. 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon. 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving. 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 45. Honk and wave to strangers. 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange. 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. 49. Wear your pants backwards. 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 53. only type in lowercase. 54. dont use any punctuation either 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. 60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now." 62. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. 71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it. 72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 73. Drive half a block. 74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 75. Ask people what gender they are. 76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back. 77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl. 78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes". 79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet. 81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." 84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 86. Wear a LOT of cologne. 87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing." 88. Sing along at the opera. 89. Mow your lawn with scissors. 90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" 91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." 94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 96. Never make eye contact. 97. Never break eye contact. 98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. 99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results. 100. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. the weekly post guys and gals!!!hey howdy hey for another week,
so im not exactly excited about this whole end of year shebang! we don't have transport so far which we've now paid for, we arent allowed to leave the hotel, because if we do we aren' allowed back in as there are bouncers on the door, clever NOT! everyone once is allowed ONE half a glass of lager, beer, wine, or wine and soda! If ur drunk, sick or misbehaving u get sent home in a MOFO taxi where ur parents get billed! BASICALLY KIDS we are stuck in a room with Chavs, Plebs, Arseholes and Retards sittin doin nothin coz we probs wont have music makin complete tits of ourselves in dresses! IM LOOKIN FORWARD TO IT NOW!
 so yeah on a coachin course from 9am- 5.30 pm at the sports centre, to go swimmin afterwards! its pure torture and then i have to go to a swimming gala to timekeep because other parents cant give a shit about their own kids, this means i wont be shoppin for a bloody dress in manchester and i am sick of people relying on me when i need to get things sorted and it just PISSES ME OFF! i havent seen any of my mates for a few days now so im practically dyin in maryport with people occasionally textin me or goin on msn! u all have it good peeps, real good! Anyone wanna meet up give me a ring yeh! so yeah i may be goin to see go but i dnt no coz of bloody exams! but i have the new song on my ipod and it rocks ma socks! called stay with you and its awsome! Snow patrols new song is definitely one of my favs and i may be goin to see them in June, if u guys can be bothered to give a shit, leave a comment okay!  (a very tired and a very pissed off) Sianess x x x cheer maself up- the gay adventures of SBI-DERMAN
March 30 Exit to ExitWas it the little things I left unsaid?
The thoughts are wrapped around my head, in love, in life Could it be our time was incomplete Someone thats just bent to need enough inside And i've lost my direction Where do i turn? You wanted something more than this Fell down for someone else's kiss I'm lost without your light So i drive, i don't know why But i drive, from exit to exit Could it be the taste was bittersweet Well it all comes down to your defeat So high, so low Crash and burn we all fall down And i can still hear the sound of love, run dry And i've lost my connection What have i learned? You wanted something more than this Fell down for someone else's kiss I'm lost without your light So i drive, i don't know why But i drive, from exit to exit Someday i won't be lost Someday i won't miss you Someday i'll understand But for now you're taking over me I've lost my direction Where do i turn?
You wanted something more than this March 27 Montagwhats new at the start of the week, well two days to the history trip *does a little dance* okay so im a bit of a geek but i think it may be fun,am i right...anyone? lol some words today said by our history teacher 'captain bob'- a bacteriaologist aka A Doctor (bless lol) and 'ben, can u come ROFLMAO!' oh and alyson, griffin says hey darlin LOL u shud sit with him on the way to leeds!! LMAO i can image the fun u'll have, dnt forget ur camera hun! we shall be bloody tourists!!! so yeah was in the music rooms this mornin , missin assembly and pronouncing G-i-g-a-l-oo twas funny! so yeah no miss hadfield shes in deutschland and its quite fun without her! maths was a complete bitch today but whats new. watchd to kill a (but theres no) mockingbird (in the book) lol and now im home lookin forward to breakin up on friday and wonderin what the hols will bring lol! yes aly i am stoppin at urs. one final point from today - u dnt get many easter songs do u? we wish u a merry easter...
See yas soon!
Sianess!
x x x x March 24 its the end of another week (in an opera style voice)so its friday,
ive had enough revision and writing this week and now its time for the weekend to begin!!! WOO HOO PARTY ON DOWN! so yeah tom, mike lockett and Big Ben were outta lessons for "happy slapping" john richardson , all i can say is LOL! Griffin has been spotted buyin a red dress from the I-do wedding shop in cockermouth...yes the nice one, so girls dont go buyin the same one as him ARGH!!!
im startin to ponder about my activities for the easter holidays apart from my bloody coaching exam and going for my end of year dress, u guys better think fast before my holiday gets booked, any ideas leave in the form of comments and nothing sick please, its been a hard day!
So i can sit back and relax, freedom from my drama exam, only 10 more subjects to go through and then...its Alevels! its a vicious circle , when will it end!
OOh goo's new tour will start in May- September, the New Album LET LOVE IN shall be released in UK on 24th April! New goo song stay with you is awsome and the song better days shall be released in UK (not that i already own it...okay so i have connections!) in May sometime! I now know what an expecting mother feels like!
 So yeah look after urself commrades and i shall speak to you all soon!!!
Sian
x x x March 22 BOOBER FRAGGLE!so after the long wait i finally did my drama exam and i think i did okay actually woo hoo, congrats to everyone in my drama class u all did really really well! also thanks for not booing us off the stage
 so tomorrow is lifesay where i get to sit and talk about stress and also participate in the complicated art of...fingerpainting? okay so circus skills was full lol! so its a week until the history trip, and im quite excited cz i get a day out of school with my mates in non uniform, terrorising leeds and therefore miss cartmell in the process TEE HEE! Also my minion spies tell me that mrs hadfield has buggered off to germany on an exchange so unfotunately kids there shall be no more additions to the random quotes section  but just wait till she comes back, itll be a splurge of vocab, trust me!so one week left of school! lets kick some asses!
Lve
Sianness aka boober fraggle aka spazy magee aka peter the porcupine
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x March 19 one of my funniest blogs evertook me all mornin to think of this blog, and fix my media player, whatta ya think?
Things to do in a public toilet:
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with apple juice. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please? 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me! 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 16. Play a well known drum beat over and oven again on your butt cheeks 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".
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